Wednesday, September 18, 2002
Bush blasts Iraqi 'ploy'
What? Didn't Bush demand that Iraq allow the unconditional return of weapons inspectors or face war? And er, hasn't Iraq just allowed the unconditional return of weapons inspectors? But hang on! Iraq still faces War! olololololol. Well done dubyuh. Once again your half witted arrogance and thick-skulled war-mongering ways have made you look like a complete fool. And impressively, being made a fool of by none other than Saddam. Who we all know is a complete crook and very evil man. But then, it appears that Dubyuh isn't much better. "LET US IN, OR THERE WILL BE WAR" "OK you can come in" "WHAT? OH. ER WELL THERE WILL BE WAR ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU MADE MY DAD LOOK SILLY." seems to be the general gist of the situation. Reminds me of Sigfreud from Soulblade, "I WILL NOT REST UNTILL I WREAK VENGENCE FOR MY FATHER" and "I HAVE NEVER HAD SUCH A CHEESY DICK IN ME" (may or may not be actual quotes).
And incidentally, Iraq has enough oil fileds to make Saudi Arabia's production look terribly weak. But then we don't talk about that, because that would be Against US and make me an axis of evil. Unacceptable warmongering by an arrogant halfwit. I'll let you decide which one that refers to.
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