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Sunday, July 30, 2006

IOW, Bisexual Housemates etc.


I went to the Isle of Wight last weekend, it was ace. I can wholeheartedly advise everyone to go to Afton Farm or whatever it's called for lunches, their soup is the best. They also cater for the vegan hippahs and those who are intolerant like Pea. Well good.

We also, me and Pea, went to Dimbola Lodge, which has a superb Victorian portrait photography exhibition. It was really weird to see portraits of victorian hippies which could've come straight out of the early 1970s. Also worth seeing is the life-size statue of Jimi, photos on the way.

We were shelled by the Navy on Friday morning, which made the glasses in the cabinet rattle. Pea got completely blasted on three glasses of wine, which was quite nice. We got harrassed by the ugliest dog in the world on Ventnor Down. Its owners were pretty ugly too. They also had a pile driver in the new marina, which went clang every few seconds, and Minghella icecream which is the best in the world, even if the road was too hot to walk on to get to the stall.

Also support the crazy hippy artist at the end of the pier at Totland, he's well mental and has loads of lobsters in his shack. There was a thunderstorm on Saturday morning, which I mostly slept through, and some photographers at Freshwater Bay said I had a proper camera. There was a vicar there in a straw hat. I liked the dead spider crabs which had inexplicably washed up all over the beach in Colwell Bay and smelled. They've built new steps down to the beach at Brambles Chine which cunningly have a treacherous slope at the bottom just like the other way down to the beach.

I had a lovely time and bought a tea infuser at the chandlers in Yarmouth. Tonight Mat finally came out as being bisexual as he reckons he'll have more chance of getting his end away that way. Nobody was suprised.


posted by Woodsta02:24

3 Comments:

i noticed you didnt buy us anything while on your holiday...hmph!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:56 am  

Bah, humbug, no mention of the Isle Of Wight Steam Railway!

Well, I suppose it is a least *a* comment...

TTFN,
AmyJ

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:00 am  

going bisexual would double your chances of getting your end away.... but it also means you have twice as big a pool of twats at your disposal.. its not all good!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:07 am  

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