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Monday, April 19, 2004

Slightly delayed and out of sequence post about doing the Romford Rap, Oi.


A few weeks ago now, I went on an expedition to darkest Essex. It was brilliant. On arrival there was a huge bumble bee in the big glassy room out back, which Sadler and I attempted to use the power of the Force. No amount of force push or pull or persuasion would shift the small minded fool, so we gave up. Al turned up with decks, and we stood by his boot for a while in the drive. Then the combined might of Sadler and mine's Force Powers caused the driver side window to explode in a most spectuacular and spontaneous manner, showering the drive with glass and causing us to stare at the vehicle in mind suprise and eventually saying "what the fuck happened there", classic. Then we went to Romford to a naff pubclub called Harveys or something, and got pissed. I went out with Nici for a few minutes to make the horrible old man go away and stop hitting on my chick. I can't remember how I got home, apparently I called everyone wankers, so normal behaviour wasn't interrupted. I was deafened by the PA at the pubclub though, so I went to bed early complaining of deafness and general drunken-ness. On saturday there was brill mixing and Nici ate my sausage on the way back from Sainsburys. Various unmentionables made various undrinkables, usually in the form of chewy or mud-brown coloured cocktails. Mat played pool and wasn't distracted by Jane's arse enough, stupid boy. I didn't get quite so drunk and watched the sun come up, which was really pretty. I set up a server then went home. Superb.


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