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Wednesday, January 22, 2003

Right, touch wood, for I am now going to attempt to post a blog. This may not seem like much of an achievement, but the last three times I've tried to post a blog, the power has failed in the office just as I press "publish". The desk hammering frustration.

Anyway, I am soon to be moving into new flat with Mark, a week and a half's time. This will involve me being very very skint indeed for a very long time, and living off a diet of rice and woodshavings. Which may after all be no bad thing because by my calculations I need to lose between 5 and 6 stone in order not to appear to be a fat munter. For murkins, there are 14lbs in a stone. I am unsure if murkin lbs are the same as British lbs, but I don't really give a monkeys. Suffice to say that I'm incredibly fat and the line must be drawn hyaah. And I've got a bloody headache too.

posted by Woodsta12:06

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