FAT AMERICAN SUES JUNKFOOD RETAILERS FOR MAKING HIM FAT.
HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD? Well, it seems my favourite beating stick, America, is continuing to amaze me in it's stupidity. I should, to be fair, point out that this doesn't mean if you're an American I think you're a fat stupid greedy bastard, it's just that your country seems to have more than its fair share of fat stupid greedy bastards. Or maybe we just get to hear about the fat stupid greedy bastards in this country while the nice, normal, tree-hugging people of your land sit in silent anonimity on the sidelines while the World Press hurls fruit at the fat greedy stupid bastard in the stocks. That wouldn't suprise me at all, knowing the state of the UK press nowadays. Especially as I've met quite a few Americans, and none of them are fat stupid greedy bastards. I've met loads of English fat stupid greedy bastards mind you. Hmm. I believe I've just enlightened myself. Fat stupid greedy bastard.
Anyway, back to the point. Fat American stupid greedy bastard is sueing a fast food outlet for selling him food which they knew caused obesity. HELLO? IT'S FAST FOOD. IT'S FULL OF GREASE. IT HAS NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE. IT IS LOADED WITH CHEMICALS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT IT. YOU EAT IT BECAUSE YOU ARE LAZY, DULL-WITTED, AND NO DOUBT UNSKILLED IN THE KITCHEN. HOW IS IT THE FAULT OF THE RETAILER THAT YOU CHOOSE OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL TO BUY THIS STUFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR FAT STUPID GREEDY BASTARD GULLET, HMM? Honestly, the mind boggles. FAT GREEDY STUPID BASTARD SUES PERSON HE WALKED PAST ON THE WAY TO FAST FOOD BAR FOR GIVING HIM A COLD. It'll happen, mark my words. What is it with people's complete inability to take any responsibility for their own actions? Unbelievable.
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