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Friday, July 19, 2002

Lovely day for it.

BBC CHALLENGES GLOBAL WARMING SHOCKER

Honestly, no wonder everyone's terribly confused about the whole thing. Terrible misnomner, Global Warming. Images of balmy Mediterranean summers for the UK? Don't think so sunshine. The UK is surrounded by water. The prevailing winds come from the West, where several thousand miles of water are. What happens when water gets warmed up? That's right! It evaporates! Whattashocka. And what happens when there is loads of evaporated water in the sky? Why, little fluffy clouds form. And what comes from clouds? Well done! Rain! So, if the global temperature rises, what do you think's going to happen to UK weather? It's going to get very wet indeed, that's what. So the tabloids pointing the global finger of warming at droughts and heatwaves in the UK can shove it where the sun don't shine, frankly. And the sooner America is sealed in an airtight dome of its own to choke on it's gleeful release of noxious chemicals, the better. I know the UK isn't exactly squeaky clean as far as pollution goes, but at least we're not entirely sticking two fingers up at the international community while declaring "this may cost us several jobs and a few dolla, up yours". The terrible arrogance of it all.

posted by Woodsta09:43

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