GREAT UNSOLVED MYSTERIES OF OUR TIME
One espies a pretty girl strolling down the boulevard. She pauses for a moment as something catches her eye in an exclusive boutique selling fashionably modern apparel. A thought enters your mind, "gosh, what have we here? She's a jolly attractive young filleh, what?". The strapping young thing makes her way towards you, your heartbeat quickens imperceptably. Then you notice the HUGE FUCKING HOOP EARRING HANGING FROM HER EARLOBES DOWN TO HER SHOULDERS. IN GOD'S NAME, WHY? NOT ONLY HUGE AND HOOPY, BUT ALSO MADE OUT OF SOME GARISH WROUGHT GOLD SUBSTANCE. ANY BIGGER AND SHE COULD HOOK THEM UNDER HER ARMS FOR INCREASED STABILITY, YE GODS.
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